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Bingrui: Xin Yi’s the class chair!
Wan Ting: Then who’s the class table?
Anne: You know there’s a smurf that’s gay? He has a flower here -
Wan Ting: Yea and he paints!
Miss Wong: After harvesting the rice, it becomes dry.
Wan Ting: But there’s porridge!
Mrs Chia (teaching us algebra): Use the stripping method. If you don’t like Mrs Chia’s stripping method-
(whole class laughs)
Li Ying: I’ll rather not know.
Angela: Wan Ting, you look like Johnny Depp.
Cailyn: But Johnny Depp is ugly!
Angela: Precisely.
Miss Picca: Today I tried very hard to be nice. I almost died.
Miss Wong(showing us the vegetation along the meandering river): I look like some kind of bird flapping my wings.
Miss Picca: Some of you even wrote “teached” instead of “taught”.
Alicia Tan: What’s wrong with “teached”?
Alicia Tan: I think I’m going to use roti prata! I think I’m going to use food from all races except Indian.
Miss Wong: What’s the answer for question 1?
102: Shifting cultivation.
Miss Wong: Question 2?
102: Subsistence wet rice cultivation.
Miss Wong: 3?
102: Commercial plantation agriculture.
Miss Wong: 4?
102: High-tech farming.
Miss Wong: Wah how come you all so good got all correct?
102: You ran through it yesterday.
Mdm Rozanah (after entering the class for the second time while we were mass changing): I have what you have. Mine better.
Miss Picca: I roll my eyes, yet again. Cailyn, did you see me roll my eyes?
Cailyn (laughing): Yes.
Mr Wong (exam invigilator): What is A, C, T, oob?
Cailyn: Life is unfair. Get used to it.
Miss Picca: What?
Alicia Tan (without her belt, holding up her pinafore at the stomach area): Hey, look, I’m pregnant.
Wan Ting: Boy or girl?
Miss Angelica: So we kicked his ball. Then we all wanted to play with it so he was running after his ball so that we could do it together.
Miss Picca: Okay, so after you did it, how do you derive pleasure from it?
102 (laughs)
Miss Picca: Oh by the way “derive pleasure” isn’t a nice word either.
Priscillia: Miss Picca, we didn’t think of it until you told us.
Miss Wong: Who do they use to harvest the tea?
Evelyn: Maids.
Miss Picca: We have to wait for Cailyn to come back because that girl is silly.
Miss Picca: I watch my prefects doing it very openly.
Mdm Rozanah: I was walking down a slope when suddenly a camel came up and kissed me. Well, the camel must have liked me a lot.
陈老师(imitating Evelyn): 好了,我会现在放你们了。你们的工人在等你们了。(your workers are waiting for you already.)
Alisa (imitating Miss Picca): Aiyah, I sigh, yet again.
Nurul: Oh-kay!
Angela: Did you change your pm to angela something?
Wan Ting: No. I think you’re seeing things.
Angela: Oh then I’m seeing things.
Wan Ting (counting Li Min’s Signos) : Oi, you have… 15 Signos. And why do you have 4 green pens?
Li Min (looking strange): Ya hor. Why I have so many arh? Yin Wen, are any of these your pens?
Yin Wen: Hey I lost 2 of my green pens leh.
Li Min: Aiyah, so that means these are yours lah!
Mdm Rozanah: When they do it, they do it with either passion or aggression.
Ms Picca: I will go up and get my lollipops.
102: YAY! (:
Ms Picca: Later I will have to change Alicia and Nurul’s place. They are distracting me. They seem very good and self-disciplined, but together they are deadly.
Yin Wen: Actually I understand but I also kind of don’t understand.
Mdm Rozanah: I haven’t taught you how far, how can you do it?
Alicia Tan: Oi, remind me to do my compo later.
Alyssa: OK. Remind me to remind you.
Wan Ting: Loser lah!
Li Min: What? Loosela?
Ms Wong: And, of course, there are some unmarried singles like ahemahem.
(whole class laughs)
Ms Wong: What? Because after I get married I don’t want to get divorced. So nobody likes me and I don’t like anybody. Boohoo. (pretends to cry)
Amanda: Next time if you need to go to the toilet during Geog just say “Ms Wong, I’m very patriotic. May I go and contribute to NEWater?”
Ms Picca: Oi! Hello hello! Friends! Friends!
Ms Wong: OK, so, what will happen in the political aspect if the Three Gorges Dam doesn’t work out?
Cailyn: There will be rebellions.
Ms Wong: You crazy arh you! Not so extreme lah! Quickly, what will happen?
Wan Ting (happily, not realizing what she was saying): Oh you know the Jedi formed the Rebel Alliance to rebel against the Empire - oops.
Ms Wong (grabbing Cheryl’s Nike water bottle, squirts at Wan Ting. Nothing comes out twice, and on the third time, a whole JET of water squirts out.) (laughing): Ohmygosh sorry sorry sorry-
(whole class laughing too much. LI MIN GOT WET TOO! :D)
陈老师:可以帮我拉下来吗?(She was referring to the SCREEN. What were you thinking?)
Li Ying: Bingrui, don’t go! I want you here beside me!
Bingrui: Because we have to do it the old-fashioned way using a tape recorder and we have to play it over the PA system.
Anne: Yea. Like the “life is unfair, get used to it.”
Cailyn: Who said that?
Anne: YOU.
Wan Ting (forgetting) :Hey, it’s autoflush!
Anne: Duh, you didn’t know? (toilet suddenly flushes) Hey, it’s autoflush!
(Jia Ying and Wan Ting doing the slap hands, hit-on-back thing before Chinese.)
Ms Wong (walking by): Ah, you want me to hit you is it? Comecomecome.
Priscillia: If they know that they cannot afford to bring them up, why do they still have so many babies?
Cailyn: Can’t help it mah.
(On the way home)
Sara: Man, Rachel, think of those in AFRICA.
Rachel: No! You're making me feel guilty.
Sara: Isn't that the whole point?
Rachel: Huh? What is?
Sara: You're supposed to feel guilty.
(after a long while of thinking, Rachel responds)
Rachel: ... Urmm, wait. What's that supposed to mean?
Alicia Tan: My doggy just had a haircut. Now he is botak. So sad right?
Rachel: Haha! Too bad. Your botak doggy.
Alicia Tan: WHAT?! How could you call my doggy botak?!
(During Needlework)
Sara: I don't like sewing do you?
(replying to herself)
Sara: No, I don't. Hi-5 man. This machine so irritating right?(sighs deeply)
Sara: Ya.
Rachel: Li Ying look! Sara's talking to herself!
Li Ying: Huh? Oh ya! Oh my god!
Sara: Huh? What?
Li Ying: And she doesn't know she's talking to herself!
Rachel: Sara? Urhh, are you sure you're okay?
Sara: Ya.
Li Ying: I think you're not.
Sara: Then why you ask me?
(During Music and Dance)
Ms Jennifer(referring to Priscillia and Angela): See? They have a very strong bond. Can you see it?
102: (no response)
Sara: No.